Holy loki, how did you end up here?
Hullo Friend. Nice to see ya there.
Please talk to me, I'lln probably like you
Also, I'm pretty damned gay.
These are some of the fandoms I'm in:
DRAMAtical Murder
Supernatural (somehow)
Kil la kill
Harry Potter
Cpn Murica
Pirates of the Caribbean
Sweet Links

Idea requested by anon. 


See where I got the audio video here (It’s translated in Portuguese though, so I translated in English.)
Similar Translation/Aoba’s POV in his story here


Aoba: Well, it’s done. I still have some time left before Haga-san’s back. Anyways, I finished the data reports. *more typing* Hmm? A customer? At this rare time? 


Noiz: Yo

Aoba: You… Noiz! Why are you here?! 

Noiz: *sigh* 

Aoba: What is it? Why are you here at the store suddenly? Do you want something?


Aoba: Hmm? A paper bag? Seems kinda heavy? Uh…it is!!!  What is this?! What’s inside?!

Noiz: See for yourself. 

Aoba: That bored tone of yours. You’re still the same as always. Geez…

Huh? What’s this? Candy? Lollipop, chocolate, gum, pound cake, caramel, Ramune (*Ramune is a carbonated soft drink originally sold in Japan)

Noiz: It’s for you. 

Aoba:Huh? Why? Is today something special? Like an anniversary?  

Noiz: No.

Aoba: Then, what?

Noiz: Well, not really something you would call an anniversary.

Aoba: Then it is something, right? Tell me. 

Noiz: Nothing. It’s not important.

Aoba:  Of course it is. You came all this way for this, right? Tell me!

Noiz: …

Aoba: Come on, hurry!

Noiz: …Birthday.

Aoba: Huh? Birthday? Whose? 

Noiz: Mine. 

Aoba: Seriously?!

Noiz: Shut up.  

Aoba: I had no idea that it was your birthday! 

Noiz: ‘Cause I didn’t tell you. 

Aoba: What!? I would’ve had the chance to get you something! 

Hm? Wait…hey…This bag by any chance…couldn’t be a present, right?

Noiz: Well…if you consider this a relation to birthdays, then this would be your closest answer. 

Aoba: No-no-no! Why did you bring a gift? That’s strange. I should be the one giving you a gift! 

Noiz: It’s nothing…I didn’t particularly want to celebrate it.

Aoba: Huh? Then…this bag… 

Noiz: Birthdays are generally meant to be celebrated, right? 

Aoba: Well…yeah…

Noiz: Then it means…that it should be an auspicious, happy day for the birthday person, right?

Aoba: An auspicious day…? That sounds weird, but I guess it would be something like that. 

Noiz: In that case, it’s not wrong to do something that leaves the person happy.

Aoba: Hmm? Leave happy…? Uh…What do you mean? 

Noiz: *frustrated sigh* That means…as the birthday person for this auspicious day, I don’t have any problem trying to make someone else happy.

Aoba: Huh? E-Eh? Um…this means that…what you’re saying is…even though it’s your birthday, you’re trying to make me happy? 

Noiz: Right.

Aoba: Why?

Noiz: *frustrated sigh again* You don’t get it?

Aoba: I don’t get it!

Noiz: A happy day for me would be one where I make you happy…I…nevermind. Eat…

Aoba: Hey…! What is it? Now I’m curious!

Noiz: *frustrated sigh AGAIN*

Aoba: *irritated groan* Well, whatever. Then, I’ll give you this one “Ah”

Noiz: Hmm?

Aoba: Well then…fufu…*unwraps candy* Here. Open wide. “Aaaaahhhhh~~!”

Noiz: *startled* Are you kidding? What are you doing?

Aoba: He-he-he. Come on!~ Come on!~ It’s your birthday, but you bought a present for me. I feel inconvenient. So the least you could do is go “aaahhh~!”

Noiz: *uncomfortable noise*

Aoba: Here. Here.

Noiz: *embarrassed tsundere groan* *defeated sigh* …Aahh

Aoba: Teehee. *places candy in Noiz’s mouth* Good?

Noiz: Not particularly. It’s kinda…sweet. 

Aoba: Of course, it is! You could be a little more appreciative. 

Noiz: *sigh* *reaches in bag & unwraps candy* Then…you too. 

Aoba: Eh?

Noiz: Here. I’ll give you one too, so open your mouth. 

Aoba: U-Uh…

Noiz: Hmph…what is it? You were excited when you did it for me. 

Aoba: No…it’s just…this is more embarrassing than I thought. 

Noiz: Don’t care. Come on, hurry up. Here.

Aoba: Geh- *embarrassed cat sound or an airplane* A..ah…aaaaahhhhh.*has candy in mouth*

Noiz: Good?

Aoba: Uh…yeah…Tastes like apples.

Noiz: Really? That’s good. 

Aoba: Eh?

Noiz: What is it?

Aoba: Nothing, I just found it so rare that you didn’t mock and took a swing at my face. 

Noiz: *scoffs* Why would I?

Aoba: Well then…

Noiz: Hmm?

Aoba: I haven’t had the chance to tell you yet. Happy Birthday. 

Noiz: *speechless* Yeah…

Aoba: Hehe. 

Next year, and the other years after that, let’s celebrate your birthday again together.

Noiz: There’s no telling in the future though.

Aoba: That’s fine. Promise? 

Noiz: …As you wish.

Aoba: Alright! 

(Anyways, poor Aoba, the tables have turned in the end. Candy is not the only thing that got place in Aoba’s mouth. *wink*wink*wink* I..I did my best. ;~;) 

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things to say if someone asks why you are so quiet

  • "i don’t have much to say"
  • (shrug with a smile)
  • "i like listening"
  • (with clenched teeth) “there are wasps in my mouth”

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221cbakerstreet said: Political lesbianism? As in choosing to be a lesbian for political reasons? You can't choose your sexual orientation. Implying that you can opens huge doors for those advocating that lgbt people just "choose to stop being gay" and that horrific things like those "gay cure" camps work.



god your sexual orientation and gender doesn’t have to be an inherent biologically justified inborn thing for it to be valid, and if you think it does you are appealing to the very systems that attack queer and trans people in the first place

having a movement that is only saying “i’m gay and i’m so sorry i can’t change it because it’s inherent” is accepting that queerness is less valid that heterosexuality

this is the problem with liberalism. a biological/scientific explanation isn’t necessary for you to be valid, it’s just an appeal to your oppressors. the only people this really helps are the ones that are thisclose to accessing their own privilege (ie. white cisgays).

it’s better to have a movement that says “you do not have to conform to the heteropatriarchal standards of society, and if you choose not to your choice is a valid and good one”. that is a radical idea, one that ties into dismantling other systems of oppression that compound on the most vulnerable members of the queer community


lmao lmao lmao lmao you’re so fucking wrong you can’t just choose to be trans or gay or straight holy shit no it is a biological thing that’s the whole fucking point if people could choose their orientations we wouldn’t be having the issues we’re having NOW WOULD WE 


1. Because a woman brought into this world will inevitably be given pepper spray “just in case.”

2. Because by sixteen, a young girl knows how to avoid being sexually assaulted, while a boy of the same age does not fear sexual assault in the slightest.

3. Because a girl who mocks men is a bitch, and a boy who mocks women is joking.

4. Because a girl who has sex is a slut, and a boy who has sex is a man.

5. Because in a murder, the killer is at fault, but the blame of rape is often put on the victim.

6. Because we teach girls how not to get raped instead of teaching anyone simply not to rape.

7. Because a woman should put more clothes on if her outfit makes a man uncomfortable, because his self control is her responsibility.

8. Because feminists just need to chill out.

9. Because a 22 year old sex-obsessed virgin can murder 7 people, and the problem is that someone should’ve just slept with him.

10. Because not all men are predators, but yes, all women are prey.


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