Hullo Friend. Nice to see ya there.
Please talk to me, I'lln probably like you
Also, I'm pretty damned gay.
These are some of the fandoms I'm in:
DRAMAtical Murder
Supernatural (somehow)
Kil la kill
Harry Potter
Cpn Murica
Pirates of the Caribbean
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Careful, honey, it’s loaded,” he said, reentering the bedroom.

Her back rested against the headboard. “This for your wife?”

“No. Too chancy. I’m hiring a professional.”

“How about me?”

He smirked. “Cute. But who’d be dumb enough to hire a lady hit man?”

She wet her lips, sighting along the barrel.

“Your wife.

By "Bedtime Story" by Jeffrey Whitmore (via 01012012)