I bought my friend an elephant for their room.
They said “Thank you.”
I said “Don’t mention it.”
Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t?
cat: places paw tentatively on boob
cat: presses paw down on boob
cat: slowly, agonizingly walks across boobs
brazil wants a guy who beat his wife,girlfriend back then, to be president
the same guy who is actually saying that we dont need a department who do politics for woman (trying to minimize the inequality)
Things being heterosexual means
- Attracted to the opposite sex
Things being heterosexual doesn’t mean
- Close minded
oh my god a straight person’s feelings were actually hurt enough to make this aaahahahahahahah
poor straight people
Except I’m not straight