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F/Immortal/Narnia
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Also, I'm pretty damned gay.
These are some of the fandoms I'm in:
DRAMAtical Murder
Supernatural (somehow)
Naruto
Kil la kill
Avengers
MCR
Harry Potter
Thor
Cpn Murica
Pirates of the Caribbean
Sweet Links
dookie-art:

super upset over hannibal so i drew a linda because she makes me happy
ALSO THANK YOU 300+ FOLLOWERS! I LOVE YOU ALL!

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swarnpert:

white lips, pale face, im gay, outer space

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So last night I got drunk and played Skyrim

karlosmadera:

I’m still torn on whether this is the greatest thing I’ve ever done or the stupidest. 

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idiotbrothers:

mishasbootyisthebestbooty:

idiotbrothers:

watching Sam and Dean working cases in s1 makes me laugh because they’re suited up and they’re like “yes hello we’re trained professionals….we have credentials or whatever………..trust us” 

and then you look at them and they’re these two fresh-faced pretty boys with suspiciously styled hair and ugly ties and a tendency to stand too close to each other 

like ok kids 

run along to mommy 

It’s hard to run up walls.

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johnstached:

Click for:  Potter!Lock -  Omegaverse - Parent!Lock - AU!Lock -
Teen!Lock - Casefic -  PWP - Post TRF

In which they realize they don’t have to pretend at all

Disguises are always a self-portrait by yellowteapots (~6k)

Sherlock drummed his fingers on the arm rest irritably. “We might as well get our stories straight. Homosexuals, even alleged ones, tend to be more personal than heterosexual couples. ” They were headed to a Pride Fest for a case-triple suicide/murder- which, of course mean they had to pretend to be couple. 

Hitting the Water at Sixty Miles an Hour by what_alchemy (~30k)

“You love your mother, Sherlock?”
John watched the muscles in Sherlock’s jaw jump. He nodded in one sharp jerk.
“Then we’re going to her party and making her happy.” John let out a resigned sigh. “As a ruddy couple, you bastard.”

Midnight Blue Serenity by BeautifulFiction (~152k)

When Sherlock infiltrates a club in order to track down a serial killer, his altered appearance is enough to make John question his assumption that Sherlock is beyond his reach. However, is he the only one who appreciates his flatmate’s charms, or is Sherlock at risk of becoming the next victim? 

There’s Not A Place On Earth I’d Rather Be Than Here by EverdeenFrayPotter (~6k)

Sherlock and John go undercover as a couple to a ball, to provide suitable evidence to convict a killer. There’s dancing, and kissing, and something about a murder.

Rainbow Hearts Retreat by PajamaSecrets (~11k)

"It’s a same-sex couples retreat. For those experiencing troubles in their relationship. Consists of group and couples therapy as well as encouraging socialization between the couples. It’s all in their incredibly dull brochure."
"Rainbow Hearts Retreat," John read. "Sounds… quite gay."

The Pretence of an Unacknowledged Truth by stickleworting (~28k)

Omegaverse. He’s decided to just be himself, cliché as it sounds. The lie about being Sherlock’s mate will be difficult enough to keep up, he’s not going to think up more of a charade regarding himself on top of that.
If he uses the wrong fork at dinner, fine. If someone calls him on it, he’ll just stab them with it. Job done

A Cure For Boredom by emmagrant01 (~80k)

They’d never talked about sex in the year they’d known each other. Well, that wasn’t quite correct: Sherlock had never said a word about sex; John had bemoaned his personal dearth of it on many occasions.

John Watson’s Twelve Days of Christmas by earlgreytea68 (~53k)

It’s the holiday season. John Watson needs money. Sherlock Holmes needs something else.

A Case of Identity by jkay1980 (~91k)

John and Sherlock have succeeded in rebuilding their friendship after Sherlock’s fake suicide, but an unusual case puts their relationship to the test. They pretend to be engaged and attend a marriage counseling workshop. Under the pretext of the case, Sherlock turns out to be a master of seduction, and John finally learns he might like Sherlock more than he thought. Slowly, John discovers that he loves Sherlock not only in a friendly, brotherly way, but both men have to fight their own demons before they can think of taking their relationship to a new level…

The Norwood Love Builders by flawedamythyst (~48k)

Sherlock and John go undercover to solve the murder of Joanna Oldacre, but things are complicated by the many feelings John has been repressing in the wake of Sherlock’s faked death and return.

Once More, With Feeling by redcarrigan (~21k)

To put off his meddlesome, matchmaking mother, John convinces Sherlock to play the role of his significant other. Unparalleled awkwardness ensues.

Winter’s Delights, by Kate Lear (~21k)

Sherlock takes John home for Christmas to meet the extended Holmes family.

i go where the sound of thunder goes.